Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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