Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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