Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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