Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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