I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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