I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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