Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just pee around me
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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