Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
jump out the window naked night went bad
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