I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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