he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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