I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
