at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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