this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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