Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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