Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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