When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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