i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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