it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
You were trust falling into bushes
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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