Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
