kristin has been a bad kristin
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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