Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
