I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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