Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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