i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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