Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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