Kiss
Puke
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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