so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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