I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Your penis caused this!
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