just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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