Soap is not a condiment
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I look better un-naked...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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