Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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