Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
