well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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