we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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