Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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