I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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