Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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