wanna go halves on a baby?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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