Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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