Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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