If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He felt like a one man threesome
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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