The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
