Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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