His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
