The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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