these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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