i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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