Just cropdusted the office
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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