i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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