David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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